i'm mari and i am the nicest mean lesbian you will ever meet

mariah/mari • 26 • ⚢

cis - she/her - white - tx

this is my fursona

before you follow:

  • i am a mean lesbian who hates men if that's what you think i am

  • i am kurokoshirai @ tumblr and used to be @feelhaver on twitter

  • i don't usually include content warnings on my tweets unless talking about heavy drama

  • i drunk tweet sometimes (very rarely)

  • i make/favorite nsfw tweets, but only text ones; if i rt nsfw art it's by accident

  • i don't care if you softblock or hardblock me, just don't message me to tell me you're doing so

  • if i softblock you and you become confrontational about it or attempt to refollow me, i will block you

  • i will block you if you call people things like "antis" unironically, support things like "bi/pan/mspec lesbians," etc.

  • if i blocked you and you don't do any of these things it's probably because you posted a really stupid take and i will hate you forever for it

don't:

  • follow me on any account where you mostly post porn

  • follow me if you think porn addiction "isn't real" or "a buzzword"

  • send me videos that involve people/animals screaming loudly, with or without audio compression

  • call me queer, dyke, lesbo, lezzie, or any other slur, or casually use these slurs in reply to my tweets unless talking about yourself

  • mention smoking when talking directly to me (including weed & vaping) or send me images depicting it

"anime watching social justice freak""I can't stand this mariah bitch (also went by feelhaver and now chuunishit) who is one of those manhating lesbians, is basically kin with nozomi and accuses anyone who doesn't ship nozomi and eli to be "homophobic." It honestly is proof as to why I cannot stand love live as a show, game or fandom."

Anonymous


"Bless your heart, you're not so bright."

David Jaffe, director of God of War


"nozomi apologist""the original man-hating yuri fan""the original woke live bae nozomi Stan"

@cutieqtpatootie


"fuck you for liking nozomi, i don't know who nozomi is but i know she's vaguely problematic and if other people hate you for it, well i guess i do too now""you should be killed too cause you like your stupid loli anime bullshit like love live, idolmaster and sb69 instead of fuckin REAL GAMES like @Quake and @utgame"

kornhole42


"one of the most powerful and cursed things about you is that you speak entirely in longform shitpost but half of them are questionably if not entirely sincere"

@sayumeki


"you contain multitudes! all of them lesbians"

@MichaJawkan

ANIME/MANGA
Akuma no Riddle, Beastars, Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!, The iDOLM@STER, Little Witch Academia, Love Live!, Raildex, Revue Starlight, Show By Rock!!, Uma Musume, yuri (in general)
VIDEO GAMES
Battle Girl High School, Corpse Party, Danganronpa, Final Fantasy XIV, Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons, Kindred Spirits on the Roof, Monster Hunter Stories, Monster Hunter World/Rise, Pokémon, Rune Factory, Them's Fightin' Herds
WESTERN MEDIA
Amphibia, Cucumber Quest, Ducktales (2017), The Good Place, The Locked Tomb, The Owl House, Tangled: The Series (primarily Cassandra), Warrior Cats
OTHER
Alpacas, cats, country music (unironically), furries, sheep

Renge Serizawa (Battle Girl High School)
Nozomi Toujou (Love Live!)
Barbara Parker (Little Witch Academia)
Noriko Shiina (The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls)
Akira Aoi (WIXOSS)
Rui Akikaze (Revue Starlight ReLIVE)
Luz Noceda (The Owl House)
Shiena Kenmochi (Akuma no Riddle)
Number Three / Fifi (Monster Hunter Stories)
Jubei (BlazBlue)
Yumeno Sakaiya (Tokyo 7th Sisters)
Mari Ohara (Love Live!)
Ami Futami (The iDOLM@STER)
Konomi Baba (The iDOLM@STER Million Live)
Gold Ship (Uma Musume)
Mahiru Tsuyuzaki (Revue Starlight)
Amity Blight (The Owl House)
Yachiyo Tsuruhime (Revue Starlight ReLIVE)
Moa (Show by Rock!!)
Kuroko Shirai (Raildex)
Seiko Shinohara (Corpse Party)
Mami Futami (The iDOLM@STER)
Roco Handa (The iDOLM@STER Million Live)
Lisa Imai (Bandori)
Nana Daiba (Revue Starlight)
Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House)
Webbigail Vanderquack (DuckTales 2017)
Rima (Princess Connect)
Shinka Nibutani (Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!)
Cassandra (Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure)
Peridot (Cucumber Quest)
Tokiko Zaizen (The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls)
Paprika Paca (Them's Fightin' Herds)
Claudine Saijou (Revue Starlight)
Sebun (Beastars)
Lena (DuckTales 2017)
Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)

just scream very loudly into the night sky. i will be listening.